Thursday, June 14, 2007

What kind of bees make milk? BOOBIES!!

Without a crazy ass roommate or any stupid ex-boyfriend drama (although it would be nice if he stopped calling me drunk or hung-over) it’s hard to come up with witty and interesting blog posts. I mean, there are only so many times I can write about my shitty job before people stop reading. Even you, my loyal six readers. So, here is the topic I’ve come up with for today: Breasts.

Specifically, my breasts. I have decided to have them done. Sorry boys, but I’ve decided to downsize. I cannot understand why anyone would choose to have big boobs. They suck. It’s harder to find clothes that fit, and the ones that do make me look either frumpy or slutty. And believe it or not, I don’t always want to look like a skank. Only on weekends and the occasional casual Friday. It’s also harder to run. And most annoyingly, they get in the way when I am trying to sleep.

Anyway, even with insurance covering most of the costs I am not going to be able to afford the rest until sometime next spring, which means I have plenty of time to think about what size I want to go down to. It’s going to be either a B or a C. Right now it’s a toss up though. C seems to be the ideal cup size, but I’ve always envied small, perky breasts and it would be amazing to be able to wake up and get out of bed without having to worry about a bra all the time. But I don’t really have a grasp on what different sized boobs look like. So I have been finding myself staring at women’s chests a lot more lately. It’s not like I have never noticed someone else’s boobs before, but it’s never really been a habit to study them. I’m sure some of the women on the Metro must think I am a pervy lesbian, but I think research is important here. I mean, this is not buying a sweater. And some days I think, ‘Wow, her boobs are perfect.’ Then other days I am drawn to a completely different size. So I have this conundrum now and I am asking you, six readers, what would you do if you were in my shoes? Or in my bra as the case may be…

10 comments:

5 of 9er said...

I once met a woman who has breast reduction done... twice. They kept growing. She was having back problems and had no choice. Crazy.

The [Cherry] Ride said...

I too would get a reduction if I had big juggs, so congrats. If I were you and I saw a nice pair I would go up to the woman and ask her about them. But as far as whether to go for a B or a C, well now I'm just totally out of my league. I'll go with B.

Julie_Gong said...

I'd go with a C. Enough lady lumps but not too much to cause problems.

I'm Not Carrie Bradshaw said...

Being a B I would say go with C. With B, trust me, you still have to wear a bra. So you might as well have them be the perfect size. Good luck!

moondog said...

well, the true measure is "anything more than a handful is too much" :) personally i really really really like B cup breasts, but if you think C would work for you then go with that.

although if you have enough to go *down* to a C then you must have ginormous tatas to begin with O_O

DwizzyRizzy said...

Hehe...Boobs...hehe

Loaf said...

I'd say go for the C, because if you change your mind later, it's easier to go down than up, and I'd say C is a good handfull.

Also, if you're on the subway and see a good pair, just ask if you can have a feel. If porn has taught us anything, it's that she won't mind at all :)

Em Cee McG said...

I'd just keep staring at boobs. It's gotten me this far.

ReckenRoll said...

Good logic from Loaf. I got Cs and I couldn't be happier.

Well, I could if my ass was smaller, but that's a different post altogether.

C is for cookie...and Sesame Street is never wrong.

Anonymous said...

The porn comment was too witty to try and top. So I am just going to say go with the C because that is what I did and I LOVE my perfect little boobies and I can go without a bra as long as I wear a built in one.