Monday, September 28, 2009

...yup, it was that kind of day

'Nuf said.

Why didn't I go to the U of Quebec?!

Makes me like both the Black Eyed Peas and Canadians a little bit more... not much though.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Kurt Cobain just shot himself in the head again

First guitar hero, and now this:

Ok, Jorge, explain to me how this is not selling out?

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Will the real Forks, WA please stand up?

"The last time I was in Forks, it was the 4th of July and they had a float on a the back of a big flatbed truck of two loggers aiming shotguns at a spotted owl in a tree."

~ Alaska resident, 35

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

What is up with all the NFL doppelgangers?

Sure, everyone knows about the uncanny resemblance between Omar Epps and Mike Tomlin (probably because they are both pretty damn hawt - I mean, come on, who hasn't pictured making an Oreo sandwich with these two?) but what about the other NFL Coach look-a-likes?

I mean, you have Andy Reid and Mike Holmgren:
Ok, those aren't the best pictures, but trust me - they look a lot alike. And then there is my personal favorite, Lovie Smith and John Amos (specifically John from Coming to America).
Everytime I see Lovie, I just want to scream, "They got the Golden Arches, mine are the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick." It makes watching football even more awesome when you get to use Coming to America quotes.

Monday, September 14, 2009

How to kiss a woman like Captain Kirk

Works every time!


Must.get.loris. (Did anyone else immediately think that it's even funnier because it almost rhymes with clitoritis?) Where do you purchase one? It's probably illegal and you have to steal them or get them off the black market from asshole poachers, but still, I want one...

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Trick or Treat

I'm trying to decide what to be for Halloween. I have narrowed it down to the following:
If I was a guy, I'd totally go with this one:

And if I had a baby, you can bet your sweet ass they'd be dressed up like this:

And Pint is going to be rocking this one this year:

Friday, September 04, 2009

Say it. I dare you.

I am going to crotch punch the next person that tells me my cold might be swine flu.