Shit that cracks me up:

I don't know why but I can't get enough of this:

Yep, that pretty much sums it up.

ROGUE: 1: vagrant, tramp 2: a dishonest or worthless person, scoundrel 3: a mischievous person, scamp 4: a horse inclined to shirk or misbehave 5: an individual exhibiting a chance and usually inferior biological variation (Source: Merriam-Webster)

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First week back from vacation. Yuck. It’s dark by 4pm now and the snow is starting to creep down the mountains. I really wish I could get amped about winter. I try. My basic ice skating skills class starts on Friday. I joined a book club and a knitting group. Trap league starts after the holidays, same with the volleyball league I signed up for... I am trying. I wish I already knew how to ski because learning how to do something where you fall down a lot kind of sucks. Plus, it’s expensive. I wish I was just still on vacation.

Vacation Update

Days home: 7

Number of Chipotle visits: 1 - Not acceptable. Will be working on this number.

Trips to Target: 1

Mall expeditions: 1 - More than enough for one vacation...

Tourist-y type stuff: Went to the Harley Museum, big thumbs up. The Warhol exhibit at the art museum, nothing special. Saw Where the Wild Things Are on the IMAX screen - gave me nightmares.

High school friends seen: 6 (plus 3 babies, and 4 children)

Ex-boyfriends run into: 2

Money spent: Surprisingly little considering the Target trip.

Number of times I've been up before 9am: ZERO! 

Oh, what a laugh riot that will be!

Dear Japan,
What the hell is wrong with you? This is your idea of a fun prank? A sniper attack? Seriously?
Sincerely,
Kadonkadonk