Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Sad, Sad, Day

Well, six readers, I am officially blue.

Today was a very sad day. Today is the day that I realized my dream will never come true. Today was the last taping of the Price is Right. And now I will never be able to see it. Sure, I can go to the crappy Vegas live show, but without my good friend, Bob, what’s the point?

Oh, Bob, why didn’t you ever do a road show like Wheel of Fortune? Milwaukee wasn’t fancy enough for you? Well, not all of us can afford to jet off to LA to be in your live studio audience, Bob. Did you ever think of us? Huh? Did ya? Obviously not. And now we will never get to experience Plinko, or Beat the Clock, or my personal favorite, Hole in One (OR TWO).

I also liked Cliff Hanger a lot because sometimes you’d get a real moron playing that one and that always made for a good time.

But the show has been ripped from all of us now and there is nothing any of us can do about it because apparently Bob decided to be a selfish asshole and think about only himself.

I’m sorry, Bob. I didn’t mean it. Please come back, Bob. I promise I will be good. Please? Please, come back?

9 comments:

moondog said...

you could always have yourself spayed or neutered in his honor....

classyandfancy said...

I f'in LOVE Cliffhanger!! And all the useless knowledge that the Price of Right requires you to have about ointment and canned goods! I, too, am deeply saddened by Bob's departure. Sick days will never be the same.

The [Cherry] Ride said...

I LOVE CLIFFHANGER TOO!!!

Sadcakes now.

I'm Not Carrie Bradshaw said...

Bob looked like he was about to punch that girl out like he did to Adam Sandler in "Happy Gilmore." That would have been so much cooler. And I loved Cliffhanger, too! The yodeler was AWESOME!

tfg said...

Plinko was the bomb. I actually built a machine that was based on Plinko and it worked.

5 of 9er said...

Sorry your dream is crushed... but Bob is yucky.

Kadonkadonk said...

Yucky? What the hell are you talking about? Paris Hilton is 'yucky'. Bob Barker rocks!

Mighty Dyckerson said...

It ain't going off the air, you morons! It'll be back next season with a new host and an updated set and...

...Yeah, it's going off the air.

becca said...

actually, bob said that if they couldnt find a suitable new host by next season, he would come back for a couple of months, so you suckers are ALL wrong.