Thursday, May 17, 2007

Fake N'Bake My Ass!

Fake and bake was such a disappointment. I am not orange. And I am certainly not tan. I look exactly the same as before. The.Same. What a waste of $25!

Pint and I are off to Bean town (yes, I did just call it that) in about 12 hours and I still have to do wash before I can pack. I really hate doing my wash. I think that a glass (or four) of wine will make my night so much better! That, and Christina bitch slapping Meredith right before she runs out of the church and leaves Burke alone at the alter, but I doubt that will happen. We’ll see…

6 comments:

tfg said...

Porcelain is good. Very good.

The [Cherry] Ride said...

Its probably all for the best anyway. That shit would have ended up staining your dress.

Em Cee McG said...

Ok, I used to hate laundry too, but now that I have had to wash my clothes by hand for an hour and forty five minutes, I have a new found hatred of laundry. I think this will lead to a much longer sock and underwear use cycle. Sorry about the fake and bake bust. and don´t give up on scrabble just yet. I am usually able to get to a computer every weekend, no problem.

5 of 9er said...

I'm glad you're not orange... that would not be good, especially in bean-town.

I'm Miz Bitch said...

k-donk,
what the dilly? a week between posts? that's not like you. i need my k-donk fix!

Unknown said...

you totally didnt look orange. You did have a glow like you had just been in a nuclear explosion, though...

20 dollars to whomever can name the TWO pop references in that comment.