Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Vegas by the Numbers...

Money lost gambling: approx. $200

Money lost at Fat Burger: $100

Days taken off work to recover: 1

Cigarettes smoked: 3

Nights out past sunrise: 2

Stories involving Chapin running from the police: 4

Times Chapin had to run from hotel security: 1

Money put on credit card: $71.61

Hangovers: 3

Nights slept on the floor: 1

Times I thought about work: 0


Julie_Gong said...

Well that sounds like Vegas was a success!

The [Cherry] Ride said...

How many pairs of underwear did you lose? That's the real factor!

I'm Not Carrie Bradshaw said...

Sounds like how every good Vegas trip should be. Speaking of losing credit cards in Vegas, I actually lost my cousin's wallet during her bachelorette party including her I.D. but some kind and crazy person at NY,NY turned it in to the front desk. I then impersonated her to get it back so she wouldn't know I lost it. I can't even imagine if we hadn't been able to get on the plan b/c she didn't have her license. Yikes--some bridesmaid I was. Going back in 2 months for another bachelorette--can't wait!

Rebecca said...

you forgot to calculate:

how many times you missed your bff: 943

how many times you mooned people: 88

how many times you impersonated a hooker just to get the attention of that cute cop: 6

How many times you mooned the cute cop while dressed up as the hooker while thinking about your bff: too many to count.

Em Cee McG said...

Waaaiit a minute... You were in Vegas too????

Em Cee McG said...

I must have been hammered drunk! like how I picture myself at a Jesus concert with Lynyrd Skynyrd as the backup band

Kadonkadonk said...

You guys!! You promised not to bring up the hooker/cop incident! Thanks a lot.

5 of 9er said...

Soooooo glad you did not think about work. I am at work right now and not thinking about it. :)