Money lost gambling: approx. $200
Money lost at Fat Burger: $100
Days taken off work to recover: 1
Cigarettes smoked: 3
Nights out past sunrise: 2
Stories involving Chapin running from the police: 4
Times Chapin had to run from hotel security: 1
Money put on credit card: $71.61
Hangovers: 3
Nights slept on the floor: 1
Times I thought about work: 0
8 comments:
Well that sounds like Vegas was a success!
How many pairs of underwear did you lose? That's the real factor!
Sounds like how every good Vegas trip should be. Speaking of losing credit cards in Vegas, I actually lost my cousin's wallet during her bachelorette party including her I.D. but some kind and crazy person at NY,NY turned it in to the front desk. I then impersonated her to get it back so she wouldn't know I lost it. I can't even imagine if we hadn't been able to get on the plan b/c she didn't have her license. Yikes--some bridesmaid I was. Going back in 2 months for another bachelorette--can't wait!
you forgot to calculate:
how many times you missed your bff: 943
how many times you mooned people: 88
how many times you impersonated a hooker just to get the attention of that cute cop: 6
How many times you mooned the cute cop while dressed up as the hooker while thinking about your bff: too many to count.
Waaaiit a minute... You were in Vegas too????
I must have been hammered drunk! like how I picture myself at a Jesus concert with Lynyrd Skynyrd as the backup band
You guys!! You promised not to bring up the hooker/cop incident! Thanks a lot.
Soooooo glad you did not think about work. I am at work right now and not thinking about it. :)
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