Friday, May 04, 2007

Fa-REEK!


So I am sitting at home on my ass parked in front of the TV because it is physically impossible to breathe out of my nose right now and I didn’t feel like hauling my snot factory into the office today. (And yes, I am aware that I was just sick in February. I blame this head cold on the fact that I was in Vegas abusing my body and then sat on a plane for 5 hours inhaling the germs off 150 complete strangers.) I have already read a little and slept a little, but now I am watching VH1’s ‘Michael Jackson’s Most Shocking Moments’. I am now afraid to fall back asleep for fear of nightmares so disturbing I’ll wake up in a cold sweat shaking and begging for my mommy. What a crazy lunatic. Seriously. Is there anyone in the world more fucked up?

4 comments:

The [Cherry] Ride said...

His sister LaToya is pretty fucked up. Maybe more so than him. Maybe.

Rebecca said...

GW, baby, the shrub is TOTALLY fucked.

Rebecca said...

the body of that picture has breasts.

NAME: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Maybe I don't need to be a genius if it means I have to get 9 nose jobs and buy the elephant man's bones. I'll just stay untalented and sane. For now . . .