Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Fake N' Bake

I am going to a wedding next month and I really don’t have the time or inclination to tan before hand, but it’s also pretty much a necessity considering how scary white I am, so I have decided to give spray tanning a try. I am doing a test run this week. I am pretty sure the end result of this experiment is going to be a very orange Kadonkadonk for a few days but I’ll never know until I try, right?



I have decided that none of my other friends can get married anytime soon. Weddings are expensive. If I ever decided to get married, I am SO going to elope in Vegas. I figure that will be the only time in my life I’ll splurge on a suite in the Luxor, and I’ve wanted to do that for awhile now. Of course, if I find myself a good sugar daddy that will take me to Vegas and let me blow his money on a regular basis so I can scratch that off my list, I don’t know what I’ll do. But I’m not going to worry about that until I meet a hot, old, rich man that’s totally in to chubby, half-albino girls.

6 comments:

Em Cee McG said...

Dude, bolivia is the shiiiiiiit!!!! Beautiful people, beautiful culture, beautiful mountains. Good luck with the tanning thing, if I come back and and don´t have skin cancer on my nose I´ll be happy. this sun is intense. My PCT class is pretty cool. But my head is like jello with all the spanish, yellow fever vaccines (this week we get a rabies shot!), potatoes and other stuff (technical, cultural, trufi riding, safety and health training classes) they´ve been cramming down my throat or in my shoulder and butt cheek. Gotta go! ¡que tengas buen dia!

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Ask the spray tan people for the George Hamilton, a.k.a., the Gay Blade.

Unknown said...

there is a website for that. hothalfalbinos.sex

5 of 9er said...

That photo scares me.

The [Cherry] Ride said...

Umm, good luck with the spray tan-thing. That's gutsy.

Kritkrat said...

George!! My first South American blog visitor!

Obviously, scrabble is not going to work out. Boo. :(

Glad you're doing well.