This is why dogs attack:

And that was the least offensive one...

Aargh, matey.

Seriously, who does this shit?

Rainbow Brite Dragon?

I think the last one is supposed to be a chicken?

Oh my God, will you PLEASE let me be your friend?!?!

Anyone that knows me AT ALL, knows why I HAVE to find these people and become their BEST FRIEND.

Me, me, me!

My yummy blueberry jam was the first half of my Christmas presents for this year. My goal was to knit something for everyone in my immediate family too, but it is taking forever and I go home in October, so I doubt I'll get through everyone on my list. So far, I only have two hats done.
I'm kind of sick of knitting presents. I want to make something for ME.

I miss the old skool

It took these guys 1500 hours to make this. It would have taken me 1500 hours just to make one frigin' Koopa.

I don't get it.

So, what's the big deal about this? My friend Julie and I do this kind of shit all the time. It's not like it's hard...

The "Real" Avatar Movie

This is the movie that is going to change the way movies are made? What do you think?

The Devil in Disguise

Ah, football season, how I've missed you so.

Holy crap - a M. Night Shyamalan movie I actually want to see!!

I was reading about the new James Cameron movie, Avatar, this morning. Stories about this stupid film are all over the Internet today. I wanted to see what all the sci-fi freaks were going ape shit for but the trailer is not out until Friday, and even then only 'select' audiences will get to see it. But fortunately for me, Avatar: The Last Airbender has a very similar title and there are previews of that movie all over the web and surprise, surprise - the trailer actually looks GOOD. Plus, Dev Patel (that kid from Slumdog Millionaire) and Jackson Rathbone (I know, I know, enough with the Twishit - but it's hard to go cold turkey) are both part of the cast.

I don't get why Cameron is trying to be so secretive about his stupid alien movie. I never get why studios try to keep everything on lockdown. I am now way more excited about The Last Airbender than I am about your post-Titanic 3D alien shit. Sure, Sigourney Weaver is awesome and I will probably end up liking the movie. But you'd get a lot more people excited if you weren't so selective about who gets to see it. Plus, why would you bill your film as something that could 'change movie making forever'? Isn't that kind of setting yourself up for failure? Cuz I am expecting a LOT now and I would have been just plain excited about seeing a potentially good movie if you weren't hyping it up so GD much.

Happy Monday

Note to Self

There is a reason your last name isn't O'Malley and you don't have red hair. Remember what happened the first time you tried to dye your hair red?
Also, the next time you have a hair dresser that apparently idolizes Elvira, just walk away. Just walk away, KaDonk...

Ugh. I am sick of thinking.

In an effort to stop thinking about health insurance and the economy, I have decided to simply post inappropriate shit I find on the Internet while I am supposed to be working. It sure beats actually accomplishing anything. And if anyone finds this gum in a real store, it is now required that you send me some.Ditto with this awesome flashlight:
I'm expecting a lot from your comment to this post, Becca. Don't let me down. Camel balls and an alien dildo. I don't think I could have given you any better material.

I am not funny.

In the last week, it has been brought to my attention not once, but twice that my blog no longer has the shits and giggles tone it once did. Well, to all you haters out there, I've got three words for you:

You. Are. Right.

It is not easy being witty all the time. Apparently, I have been placating my blogging urge with posts about Twilight and knitting. I know, I know. I am sorry. I understand I am not 12-years old (ie - enough with the Twi-shit) and I am not 80 either, so I will try to keep the knitting blah, blah, blah on Ravelry...

However, I have also accepted the fact that I am *gasp* not that funny. So if you are looking for funny, visit The Onion. I don't think I ever claimed to be funny. This blog is clearly meant to be about whining and bitching, things I know I am good at.


Obama Axes Pentagon Plan To Build Billion Dollar Tank In Shape Of Dragon

Dear FOX,

You suck ass. And for once, I am not even complaining about your horrible news coverage. I don't get why I can watch full episodes of 'Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?' (srsly?) but not only do you refuse to post episodes of So You Think You Can Dance, you also get your lawyer Nazis to pull clips off YouTube almost immediately. Do you not want people to see your show? I mean, how much frickin' money are you making off (the Emmy-award winning) show and the tour each season? Obviously enough to warrent a special fall season of SYTYCD. Must you really deprive people of being able to see Jeanine's killer final solo on YouTube? If anything, being able to watch the best routines online will actually attract more viewers. What the hell is wrong with you people? I mean, other than you being total douchebags...

This is not nearly as awesome as her dance last night, but you get the idea: