semi-hypochondriac like myself. My allergies have been kicking my ass
for the last two weeks and I was starting to wonder if it might be
something else, so I went online. Big mistake. I am now convinced that
I have tuberculosis along with a tumor and cancer, which means I am
totally fucked and I am going to be dead in the next 3 months.
In other news, I totally bombed my last interview for that job in
Milwaukee. I didn't give a shit during the first two rounds of
interviews, and I suddenly decide I actually want the job and turn
into a rambling moron that says, "Um…" after every sentence. So much
for that job!
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Me too... I bombed my last interview, and WebMD scares the crap out of me. I too might be dying in 3 months.
http://www.someecards.com/upload/get_well/maybe_youll_start_feeling_better_if.html
Just in case you are dying in 3 months, better go out and do everything you ever wanted to now!!
And just think of that first interview at the trial run for the much better job that will come along next :)
Maybe you're allergic to interviews! HA HA HA!!!
Remember me in your will.
TURNED INTO a rambling moron??? Give yourself credit. You've always been a rambling moron, you just hid it during the other interviews. I say GOOD FOR YOU for letting your true colors show through. RIGHT ON SISTER! (fist of solidarity in the air and all that crap)
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Think of it this way: if you're dead in 3 months than you never needed that job in Milwaukee anyway.
Well, if it's any consolation, we just interviewed a guy who said "ya know" an astounding amount of times. And we hired him anyway.
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