Friday, July 13, 2007

Slut-O-Rama

I am going out with my new gentlemen friend for the first time tonight. And no, I am not talking about the guy in the wheel chair or the high school dropout - not even for better blog fodder could I convince myself to contact either one of them. Although I did post a new picture and it made a world of difference.

Anyway, I was thinking about this last night and I realized that I don’t think I have ever gone on a first date before. I don’t think it counts as a ‘date’ when you go home with someone from a bar, even if you end up with that person for awhile. And everyone else I’ve ever dated I’ve already known. It’s like I am the 40-year old virgin, except I’m under 30 and we’ve already established that I’m a tad slutty…

5 comments:

tfg said...

As long as you don't give him a Dutch Oven before the third date, it's all good.

moondog said...

online daters love that slutty part, be sure to play it up on your date. especially if you placed the ad on craigslist or yahoo...

Catherinette Singleton said...

Where's the recap of the date??

I'm Not Carrie Bradshaw said...

Recap please!!

Anonymous said...

TAD bit!? TAT BIT!?!?!? Lets not forget that night in acopolco when you did that thing with that guy and then that other guy came along with his girlfriend and they joined in until her husband showed up and stole the show with his GIGANTIC penis. It took you like two days to wash all that lube off!!!!