Monday, April 12, 2010

Always a bridesmaid, never a bride...

My older sister just got engaged and I get to be her maid of honor, which is, of course, amazeballs! The only problem is I just broke up with the one person that could have been my wedding date. I am sick of going to weddings without a date. I am pretty sure I could still call the guy to start things up again, because let’s be honest – my milkshake brings all the boys to my yard but that is just ridiculous. No, I am just going to have to go slut it up once again. At least my sister has some hottie friends. Now I just have to figure out how I'm going to do my hair...

3 comments:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Good luck as the MOH!

Michael5000 said...

But if you're IN the wedding, do you even need a date? It's not like you need somebody to sit with. And afterwards you can, you know, work the field. Will there be a field?

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