Friday, March 06, 2009

Gigantic zit, day #3

It can’t possibly get any bigger than it is right now. I can tell that it is tormenting me and enjoying it. I’m also convinced that it is trying to breed. Could stress have caused this monstrosity? I find that hard to believe considering I found time to watch seven episodes of The Office at work yesterday. That’s right, seven. I take solace in the fact that I don’t have any yearbook pictures coming up, but I do have a meeting later today and it’s hard to feel professional with a growth on your face. Thank God I don’t have a goiter; I’d never get anything done.


radioactive girl said...

I am so in love with the fact that you put that animal house picture with this post. Awesome!

I think our zits are twins. Not cool to still have to deal with this!

Michael5000 said...

Maybe it's time to lance that sumbitch.

(Sorry. I just like using "lance" as a verb.)