The Birds

I have to admit, birds slightly scare me. But maybe that is because I was never exposed to a Backstreet Boy loving, headbanging cockatoo named Snowball. I'd probably have a completely different outlook on birds if I had. That is one kickass bird.

Working for the man

I’m supposed to be whipping out a grant right now but for whatever reason I have been procrastinating more than usual. I think it’s because once I finish I have to go back to trying to sell a product I don’t fully understand yet. That’s always fun. I hate sales. I am not good at it and with the economy in the shitter; constantly knowing that I am not meeting my goals yet makes me very nervous. Moving ate up all my ‘emergency’ money so that three month cushion I had in DC (which was more like a two month cushion) is not only gone, I have put some things on the dreaded credit card over the past few months. I’m not saying I am going to get fired next week, but it’s definitely a possibility in a year or so if I don’t start making some moolah. Anybody want to invest in Alaska Public Broadcasting?

We Want To Pump....YOU UP!!

Well, I finally joined the gym. Let's see how long it takes before something like this happens:

Tee hee

I lied.

Okay, I lied. I can't not blog during a presidential campaign season! Especially when there are so many dumb fucks out there to make fun of. Take Florida for example:



Florida, if you fuck up ANOTHER election, I hope global warming floods your entire fucking state and nothing is left above ground. Seriously.

Adios for now, bitches!

I'm taking a hiatus. I need to find my mojo.

How ironic that Republicans are calling Democrats hypocrites. I guess I would consider having kids with Jon Stewart too...

Hey Levi!!!

The only man I'd have children with is Stephen Colbert.

Forgetting about politics for the weekend...

Zoe is staring at the line I let fall into the water because I was too busy taking pictures of everyone. Oops. So I haven't been sailing in a while - sue me!

One of the nicest boats that went out this weekend was Seychelles. Here she is out in front of us.

Look at the helicopter on the back of this bad boy. Holy shit! I wonder what it's like to have more money than god?

Cap't B when it is sunny and nice out. Is that a smile?!

Zoe has got to be the most photogenic dogs ever. Seriously. Pint is cute, but I usually have to take about five pictures to get one good one. I have never seen a bad pictures of Zoe. Plus, she is the perfect sailing dog. She loves water, she doesn't get seasick and she stays out of the way.