This evenings gmail chat:
KaDonk: i am trying to explain a seder to my roommate and her friend right now
and I am rusty on the details
and they don't get anything I am telling them
Ooh! i made chocolate covered matzo
now i am introducing it to my roommate and her friend
they’ve never had it
Roomie just asked me how Jew's celebrate Good Friday
tee hee hee
she fucking works for the CIA
and I said, "are you serious?"
only more like, Are you SERIOUS?!
My Jewish Friend: jesus, people are stupid
next she will ask how we celebrate jewish easter
KaDonk: you know, that wouldn't surprise me
My Jewish Friend: and jewish Christmas
tell them that circumcision used to cut off a full inch of the penis
it is only in the past two decades that it has been lessened
are you serious?!
My Jewish Friend: no
My Jewish Friend: I am just fucking with the goyim
oh man, I am totally LOLing at how dumb I am
My Jewish Friend: that is funny
KaDonk: i had to explain to everyone why I am laughing so hard I am crying
RIGHT after I was talking shit about how dumb they are!