OMG - Awesome!!

I was just talking about Nathan Fillion and today I stumbled across the gem. Best.Clip.EVER!!!

I saw this coming from a mile away...

Marzipan = BLECH!

I am going to hope that when KaDonk's mother commented, "Agree, agree, agree!!!" she was referring to the fact that mazipan is hella nasty and not the fact that her daughter may, in fact, be a slut...

Things On My Mind...

1. Nathan Fillion. I recently discovered both Firefly and Serenity. I don’t know why I’m always so late to jump on the bandwagon, but such is life. Anyway, I am absolutely certain that Nathan Fillion and I would be BFF if we ever met. Seriously, Nathan, call me.

2. Avatar. Like many people, I went and saw it in the theatre opening weekend. And then I went home and had a dream about shopping at WalMart with blue alien people. And that was kinda creepy. Like the time I had a soft-core sex dream about that hot 17-year old from Twilight. Also creepy. And hot. But more creepy than hot... So, yeah...um, actually I’d really just be okay with not having dreams about anything creepy anymore.

3. End of the Year Lists. Not only is New Years fast approaching, but we’re ushering in 2010 people. That’s right, we have to neatly list all the best and worst of everything. But wait!! Not only do we have to list things from this past year - we have to make lists for the entire last decade!! In all honesty, I love lists. Like, for example, a list of things that have been on my mind a lot lately...

4. People that unfriend me on facebook. I don’t know why I let it bother me. I guess my thinking is that if we actually hung out socially in high school, and you have 324 other friends, why are you unfriending me?! Fuck you, Steve. I mean, if the girl that I willed “a pliers to get the stick out of your ass” to in our senior wills can be my facebook friend, how the hell are you going to get all selective on me? I get that we weren’t bestest friends, but obviously I pissed you off at some point and I guess what really bothers me is that I have absolutely no recollection of doing it. And if I am going to piss someone off, I at least want a good story to accompany it.

Things that make my heart happy.

The Colbert Report	Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Alicia Keys - Empire State of Mind (Part II) Broken Down
www.colbertnation.com
Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor U.S. Speedskating

Hello? Is there anybody out there?

I know, I know. You’ve all missed me terribly and been wondering what I’ve been up to. Well, it’s quite simple, I decided to pull a Jorge and ignore my blogging responsibilities for a while. And it was nice. My life has been insanely boring lately so I didn’t want to dwell on all the dullness. I’ve finished some knitting:

Slippers for me.

And of course, a penis Chap Stick cozy for a Xmas present. I hope she doesn’t already have one…

Heroine Alert

Senator Diane Savino, you are my new role model.

Hamster jazz band

Give me these hamsters. Now. I need a toy for the kitty someone is about to get me for Xmas...